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Cool attitude status.

• Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
• Drink beer save water.
• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
• Life taught me lot of lessons but I bunked those classes too!!!
• If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
• I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
• I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
• Not always “Available". Try your Luck..
• ATTITUDE is everything.
• Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.
• The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies!
• Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• Fashion is about something that comes from within you.
• I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
• Time is precious, waste it wisely.
• My parents should be proud of me because I’m addicted to Facebook not to Drugs!
• 80% of the boy have girl friends. Rest 20% are having brain 
  
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle…He’s dreaming too.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
• My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!
• Dream big and dare to fail.
• I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
• Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
• I will be back with my same attitude.
• Love me hate me, I just don’t care.
• Don’t Play With Me! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
• My silence is my attitude.
• I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.
• My attitude based on how you treat me.
• Smartness is a perfect beauty.
• I don’t have an attitude!. Just a personality that you can’t handle!
• It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
• I’m Not Special, I’m Just Limited Edition.
• Be silent and let your success shout..
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
• Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
• I have a new theory in life. What other people think of me is truly none of my business!
• It’s cool being me. Please don’t copy my style.
• I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality.
• Stay cool don’t get freeze 
  
• I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than other people.
• Keep talking you’re making me famous.
• I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.
• When nothing goes right.. go left.
• Looser..is the one who creates a winner so. .I don’t mind loosing.
• I didn’t lose my mind.. I just sold it online 
  
• My attitude my choice.
• God is really creative, i mean. Just look at me.
• I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.
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• I don’t care what people think or say about me!
• I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
• I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
• Be what you want to be NOT what others want to see.
• Of course I talked to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!
• I don’t need your Attitude because I have my own.
• May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m

Funny Facebook status in English.

• I’m confused about being confused about confusing things that confuse me!
• Made a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything, then I forgot where I put the list.
• My Internet is down today. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible.
• The human brain is amazing, It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams.
• When I was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
• Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.
• Marriage means silent suicide.
• Maybe Funny WhatsApp Status can destroy someone's love feelings!
• People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason.
• People said to follow your Dreams so I went back to BED.
• The only the brain is working more…if U use it more.
• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
• 1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you’re the one!
• My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so I went up there, erased it and said SOLVED.
• All our life our parents told us not to write on the walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
• I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days
• Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
• I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar card.
• My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.
• The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.
• 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.
• Hey there, I’m using my parents.
• A cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
• Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
• You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And, You also tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
• My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.